- Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
- Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
But after Im like:
me: *dials 911*
operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?
me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair
operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm
Irish Guards remain at attention after one guardsman faints in London, England, June 1966.Photograph by James P. Blair, National Geographic
Something about this photo is hySTERICAL TO ME
i dont think even american marines could keep that up
Just trying to get the message out there, I hope this helps someone
NOTE TO FRIENDS
THANK YOU. People never believe that I have anxiety because I don’t have seizures.
THIS IS IMPORTANT
benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth
this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care
Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey
I see some people arguing over how the hell Elsa’s bangs work.
See what she did there? She ran her hands through her bangs. She frosted them in place.
Also, the concept art is evidence enough:
This is too perfect for words
she used her powers as hair gel
you said I was gonna be a mermaid
"you mean you still don’t have a boyfriend?”